How to look busy at work: #2088: Always walk around the office with all your belongings (papers, binders, coffee mug)
Don’t have papers and binders? Not to worry, walk with a sense of urgency to the supply cabinet and grab blank papers and empty binders. Put the papers in the binder and start walking briskly.
Want to talk about the latest season Stranger Things with your co-worker? Grab those important but blank documents and head over urgently to your co-worker’s cubicle.
A handful of papers & binders make it looks like you’re talking about work when you’re really just talking about Eight and Eleven not really having 009 and 010 as siblings.
Alternatively, you could always head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…