“Wow this is the 4th time Sheila is eating lunch at her desk, she must be hella busy!”
Naah brah, Sheila is too busy creating her Amazon Diwali wish list!
If you rather prefer eating with your colleagues, another way of looking busy is to head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…