Write scribbles that people can’t read on multi-colored post-its and post it all over your cubicle. If the boss walks by, pull one of those out, scratch whatever was written on it, crumple it and throw it the dust bin and then relieve a sigh of satisfaction of job well done. The boss man will go away thinking what a go-getter you are when reality you are training to be in the next season of Sacred Games!
You could waste all those post-its OR just head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…