Yes, yes this could end up looking very rude so don’t go on smiling like a freak while typing instead keep a very serious, irritated look when typing to show you are actually responding to work emails
They don’t need to know that you are just telling your maami to stop forwarding you another ‘improve your digestive tract by 10 simple ways’ whatsapp!
Alternatively, you could head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…