A cluttered desk = no time to clean up = am too busy with my shizzzz…when in reality it’s just another elaborate ruse to look busy.
The more shit on your desk, the more people will be like Wow, she looks busy, I better not bother her!
If you don't like to live in filth, you could alternatively head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…