Ever been in one of those meetings where no one - including the presenter, has no clue what the topic is and more importantly, WHY the meeting has been scheduled in the first place? Yeah, we thought so too. The thing that is most irritating about these meetings is that, everyone knows it's pointless, but the big boss is right there - fully immersed & ready to take on the world, which makes it extra hard for you to walk away. Fear not, here's another gem - anytime you feel everyone has spoken and you are the only one who hasn't, just ask "Are we looking at the big picture ?" No one knows what the fraak does it mean but no one is going to argue against a "big picture"! Congratulations my friend, you just earned yourself the 'Visionary' tag from your boss!
Alternatively, you could download the Nandoo app and get rewarded for all the walks you take and tell your team members how hoshiaar you actually are for getting rained in dope rewards just for walking! #shamelessplug #sorrynotsorry