How to look hoshiaar in meetings #9321: Ask the presenter to pull up Slide #2 when they ask for questions
Next time you are in a meeting and the presenter asks "Any questions" ask them to pull up slide #2 - you clearly don't know what's on slide 2, the audience DEFINITELY does not know what was on slide #2 and chances are the presenter ALSO does not know what was on slide #2. But given how specific you are with going back to slide #2, you WILL make everyone think that you have been astutely following the presentation.
We know, we know what you are thinking "But, I really do not know what was on slide #2" fear not - just read the title of the slide out loud and ask the presenter "Could you further elaborate how this fits with the vision?" BOOM expect that raise & salary bump in the next quarter!
Alternatively, you could download the Nandoo app and get rewarded for all the walks you take and tell your team members how hoshiaar you actually are for getting rained in dope rewards just for walking! #shamelessplug #sorrynotsorry