Tell them to "let's just put it in the Cloud"... doesn't matter how much you know about it or you think of it as Vico Vajradanti (tell me one thing Vico cannot solve - from brushing to shaving to showering to most definitely cooking (?) and we will give you a Cloud Computing seminar!), anytime you feel you need to showcase your Tech prowess, just ask the Devs to "make sure it's backed up on the Cloud". Next pretend you have an urgent phone call to avoid any & all follow ups.
Alternatively, you could just download this crazy, intense Tech app slated to be the next Unicorn of Venus called Nandoo & make everyone think you are the Indian Bill Gates.... hope you appreciate our subtle plug