Doesn't matter if the Devs are talking about changing the entire codebase from Java to Ruby on Rails. Also doesn't matter that you think one is a form of coffee while the other is literally "rubies on rails" - all you gotta do is nod your head and shout "EXACTLY" multiple times. Add in a little something special by throwing your hands in the air while saying EXACTLY and Voila! you have a perfect setup to make literally everyone believe that you are the most passionate non-technical developer they have ever met. Continue doing this and you might soon get that CTO role you never wanted!
Alternatively, you could download the Nandoo app and get rewarded for walking and tell your team members how hoshiaar you actually are for getting rained in dope rewards just for walking! #shamelessplug #sorrynotsorry
Here you are, thinking Tea is just regular chai but its so much more --- Urban Dictionary (bible of our generation) defines Tea as gossip...as in "the custom wherein people gather in the afternoon to drink tea and gossip.” So next time you want to get the deets on the Sanjiv x Sheila nafrat, give your work bestie a signal to "get some tea" and get your gossip on!
Oh and if all this tea talk has actually got your cravings for chai on fleek, you are in luck - we are SUPER DUPER excited to be partnering with The Good Life company and offering their delectable teas as part of our rewards tier!
TGL Co. sources some of the BEST teas from around the world and masterfully blends them with exotic fruits, flowers and spices to craft intriguing taste profiles. Walk 10 minutes everyday for a week and get a TGL Co. gift card worth Rs. 1,500 !
Trust us, you absolutely have to try it!
When you think of all the important/busy people you have ever met, what is the one thing in common apart from them being South Indians? GLASSES.
All busy people wear glasses (guess there is some correlation of the amount of time spent studying/working on computer to getting poor eyesight) Regardless, even if you have glasses for reading, always keep them on. If you are one of those freaks with perfect vision, buy a pair of fake ones. Busy people ALWAYS wear glasses.
Another thing you could do to look busy is to just head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…
Doesn't matter if that cup is 5 weeks old and has nothing but water in it... walking in with a Sbucks cup shows that you literally have no time to make your own coffee at home!
Bonus: make sure that 'extra shot' box has been ticked to show you absolutely NEED caffeine to sustain this busy lifestyle
Alternatively, you can always head out for an "Important meeting" (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards!
To do this, you will first have to make sure no one can see the details of your calendar. Once you have figured this out, make sure you block every minute of the day with an ‘Important Meeting’.
Spice things up by adding a 30 minutes meeting here and there to keep things interesting. Remember no one is ever perceived to be busy with a free calendar!
You could take this a step further and head out instead for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…
How to look busy at work: #2088: Always walk around the office with all your belongings (papers, binders, coffee mug)
Don’t have papers and binders? Not to worry, walk with a sense of urgency to the supply cabinet and grab blank papers and empty binders. Put the papers in the binder and start walking briskly.
Want to talk about the latest season Stranger Things with your co-worker? Grab those important but blank documents and head over urgently to your co-worker’s cubicle.
A handful of papers & binders make it looks like you’re talking about work when you’re really just talking about Eight and Eleven not really having 009 and 010 as siblings.
Alternatively, you could always head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…
Write scribbles that people can’t read on multi-colored post-its and post it all over your cubicle. If the boss walks by, pull one of those out, scratch whatever was written on it, crumple it and throw it the dust bin and then relieve a sigh of satisfaction of job well done. The boss man will go away thinking what a go-getter you are when reality you are training to be in the next season of Sacred Games!
You could waste all those post-its OR just head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…
Yes, yes this could end up looking very rude so don’t go on smiling like a freak while typing instead keep a very serious, irritated look when typing to show you are actually responding to work emails
They don’t need to know that you are just telling your maami to stop forwarding you another ‘improve your digestive tract by 10 simple ways’ whatsapp!
Alternatively, you could head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…
Be as loud as you possibly can on any work related call to throw off anyone who is onto your “busy” antiques.
If your boss is walking around, start yelling as if you are at a U2 concert. The whole floor needs to know that you conduct your biz loudly
Alternatively, you can always head out for an “Important Meeting” (i.e. 10 minutes of Nandoo walk) and get rained in dope-ass cash rewards! No pressure, totally your call, but really…
“How’s your day going?” – BUSY
“Did you hear about Pooja’s promotion?” – BUSY
“Can you pass me the stapler?” – BUSY
Doesn’t matter what people ask or say, you have only one mission– tell everyone & their moms how busy you are.
So much so that they start associating your name with busy the same way you associate dope-ass cash rewards to Nandoo (#shamelessplug #sorrynotsorry)