By this point, you must have figured out that no one pays attention to meetings. Your goal is to be excellent at not paying attention by looking extra invested into the meeting. So what can you do oth
Here you are, thinking Tea is just regular chai but its so much more, Urban Dictionary (bible of our generation) defines Tea as gossip...as in "the custom wherein people gather in the afternoon to dri
Yes, yes this could end up looking very rude so don’t go on smiling like a freak while typing instead keep a very serious, irritated look when typing to show you are actually responding to work emails
Be as loud as you possibly can on any work related call to throw off anyone who is onto your “busy” antiques. If your boss is walking around, start yelling as if you are at a U2 concert. The whole flo
Write scribbles that people can’t read on multi colored post its and post it all over your cubicle. If the boss walks by, pull one of those out, scratch whatever was written on it, crumple it and thro
Don’t have papers and binders? Not to worry, walk with a sense of urgency to the supply cabinet and grab blank papers and empty binders. Put the papers in the binder and start walking briskly. Want to
When you think of all the important/busy people you have ever met, what is the one thing in common apart from them being South Indians? GLASSES. All busy people wear glasses (guess there is some corre
To do this, you will first have to make sure no one can see the details of your calendar. Once you have figured this out, make sure you block every minute of the day with an ‘Important Meeting’. Spice
Doesn't matter if that cup is 5 weeks old and has nothing but water in it... walking in with a Sbucks cup shows that you literally have no time to make your own coffee at home! Bonus: make sure that '
If someone calls your name while you are at your desk, just ignore it. When they come over to your desk to talk to you, jolt and act surprised. Then apologize and explain how you were lost in all this