“Wow this is the 4th time Sheila is eating lunch at her desk, she must be hella busy!” Naah brah, Sheila is too busy creating her Amazon Diwali wish list! If you rather prefer eating with your colleag
Use your cellphone to call your work phone and have loud conversations. Throw in the “ I’ll get right on it ” “ time lagega boss but but I think I can manage ” to add the extra nuance of busy work. Ha
Have an smart watch? Even better! Stare intently at your watch with an irritated look, for around 15 seconds at an interval of every 5 minutes. Makes it look that you are reading all your work email n
Doesn’t matter if you are reading Half Girlfriend for the 15th time or following the timeline of PC & Nick Jonas’ romance, ALWAYS look irritated when looking at the screen. Throw in a few head shakes
“How’s your day going?” , BUSY “Did you hear about Pooja’s promotion?” , BUSY “Can you pass me the stapler?” , BUSY Doesn’t matter what people ask or say, you have only one mission, tell everyone & th
Print out whatever you are researching, best bars in Goa, recipes for samosas , buzzfeed articles and start highlighting everything you read . People will just assume that you are intently reading the
A cluttered desk = no time to clean up = am too busy with my shizzzz…when in reality it’s just another elaborate ruse to look busy. The more shit on your desk, the more people will be like Wow, she lo
One of the most natural physiological reactions to stress aka being busy is sighing. Think of yourself as the Hawkins pressure cooker that’s making those delish idlis and start sighing! BONUS POINT :
Doesn’t matter where you are heading, bathroom, vending machine, McDonalds, make sure you are always walking with a sense of urgency. Keep a brisk pace and if someone tries to stop to chat, give them
The later in the night the better it is and the more trivial the nature of the email the more amazing it is! It shows that work is ALWAYS on your mind and you are extremely detail oriented to worry ab